The Coffee Zombies Are Coming For You

Coffee Zombie

Every morning you see them slowly wandering towards the source of their addiction, the Coffee Zombies. They line up at take out counters or sit in their cars waiting mindlessly for a hit of their drug that prepares them for another day of work, seeking out brains to keep themselves and their families alive.

How do we stop the mindless horde from taking over the world? It may be too late in some areas but there is still hope for the smaller, more enlightened communities. Even in cities where there is a high ratio of zombie producing coffee-like beverage chains, there are freedom fighters who remember what real coffee tastes like. They avoid the convenient evil gut wrenching brew and chose to make their own delicious caffeine nectar in the confines of their own home. Just a little bit of effort and good quality ingredients will forever banish the Zombie plague from your immediate family.
Coffey’s Coffee is here to help you keep the Zombies at bay. We offer fresh roasted quality coffee, the way you want it. We also offer brewers for those who are not satisfied with the run of the mill electric drip machines. Take control of your life and don’t follow the Zombies to the same old sour tasting witches brew. Set a good example for your friends and family by taking a little effort and drink the good stuff.

Don’t let the Zombies drag you down.

French Press with tea option

French Press with tea option

Neapolitan Coffee Maker

Neapolitan Coffee Maker

 

Gamea Fully Automatic Espresso Maker

Gamea Fully Automatic Espresso Maker

 

short life coffee

 

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